01616cam a22002654a 4500 15021674 OSt 20160304115851.0 070925s2008 nyu 000 0 eng 2007039729 9781416954125 1416954120 SEKU HQ 801 .H3 2008 Handler, Chelsea. Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea / Chelsea Handler. 1st ed. New York : Simon Spotlight Entertainment, 2008. 264 p. ; 22 cm. Blacklisted -- Chelsea in charge -- Prison break -- Bladder stones -- Big red -- Dining in the dark -- Dim sum and then some -- Barking up the wrong tree -- Re-gift -- Jumped -- Mini-me -- Costa Rica. When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power--vodka. Welcome to Chelsea's world--a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her, only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. --From publisher description. Man-woman relationships. Sex. lcc GEN 0 0 lcc 0 0 SEKU-MTITO SEKU-MTITO GEN 2016-03-04 Donation- Books for Africa 0 HQ 801 .H3 2008 2016/015196 2016-03-04 00:00:00 2016-03-04 GEN TNY 11834 11834